Florida Marriage

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Alex, age 92, and Helga, age 89, living in Florida, were all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Alex suggests they go in.

Alex addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Alex: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Alex: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Alex: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Alex: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Alex: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Alex: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Alex: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Alex: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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